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noselfnoproblemo (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
RYPAM! Your a genious! I love your questions! When will we as a world community drop our fears and superstitions huh? FUCK!
Devlin3151 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Whose a Freemason raise you hand?... John Thomas?, well ill be a sonovabitch
Devlin3151 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
THIS IS MADNESS! Madness? - THIS IS UCC!
Devlin3151 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
do you believe, or do you KNOW....
rypam (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
7). Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have adefect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does myvision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?8). Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hairaround their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?
rypam (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
5). I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated tokill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?6). A friend of mine feels that, even though eating shellfish is anabomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. Idont agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination?
rypam (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
3). I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in herperiod of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do Itell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.4). When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates apleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. Theyclaim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
rypam (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
In response to dj2bklyn:1). Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female,provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mineclaims that this applies to Mexicans, but not to Canadians. Can you clarify?Why cant I own Canadians?2). I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
McRrOxZ (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
AMEN!
McRrOxZ (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
ARE YOU GAY!PROBABLY NOT SO IF THEY DON'T WANT TO MARRY OR LOVE YOU THEN I HAVE NO FREAKING CLUE WHY IT SHOULD BE ANY PART OF YOUR BUSINESS!NOISYNOSYNOISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mISTY >: ( |