Flight of the Conchords Ep 7 'Albi the Racist Dragon'

In the Marmalade forest (forest), betweenthe make believe trees, in acottage cheese cottage! LivesAlbie, (Albie,) Albie, (Albie,) Albie theRacist Dragon - Part Six... And soall of the villagers chased Albiethe racist dragon, into a very cold and veryscary cave. It was so dark and soscary there that Albie began tocry. Dragon tears, which as we allknow turn into jellybeans! Justthen, he felt a tiny hand onhis tail, and he turned around and whoshould it be, but the badly burnedAlbanian boy from the day before.What are you doing? I thought Ikilled you!Grumbled Albie, quite racistly...No...no! Albie, you didn't kill mewith your dragon flames. I crawledto safety, but I was left very badlydisfigured...Laughed the boy.Why are you crying, Albie?Well, all the villagers chased me intothis scary cave. I think it'sbecause I'm soooo racist...get yourhand off my tail. You'll make itdirty.They didn't chase you here because ofyour racism. They chased me heretoo when I became all disfiguredlike this. They just don't like usbecause... because we're differentto them.And at that Albie cried a singletear which turned into a jellybeanall the colors of the rainbow! Andsuddenly...Albie wasn't racistanymore!!!So they sat in the cave (the cave), and atebubblegum pie (yum) Albie theracist, (Albie the racist,)Albie the racist(well, not anymore) dragon.Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net

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Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
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Length: 02:37
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